02.Sep.2010 #617
From our submitter, J (thanks!):
Iris likes to quote lyrics from the Goo Goo Dolls to remind everyone that she shares her name with a song. And also, apparently, a cleaning supply.
I’d hate to think what kind of loser Iris would be if her parents had named her Hillary or Joan or Mary. Then what would [...]
30.Aug.2010 #612
Ahh, the day Amelia was born on. Also known as birthday. Also know as something a parent should really know about their child.
And Marie – your profile picture is of you in your wedding gown… have you had that up for six years or did you forget your first wedding anniversary? Just checking.
Thanks to K. [...]
24.Aug.2010 #606
If you can’t handle the like button, WHAT CAN YOU HANDLE?
Thanks for sending, N.
18.Aug.2010 #601
This post was submitted by a couple who apparently have been going back and forth about YSIAing their annoying FB friend for awhile. I just love picturing a couple, maybe chillaxing in bed on a Sunday morning, splitting sections of the New York Times over cups of coffee, debating important issues, like the oil spill [...]
12.Aug.2010 #595
My imagined letter to the school (from Heather):
hey you bitches,
what the eff? why the eff did you give me a FULL DAY of classes? i mean, it’s my first attempt at senior year! when i’m held back for poor attendance and general bitchiness next year, you had better not scedule me for the whole school [...]
22.Jul.2010 #570
BANG THEE CEll so… why? So we can talk to you? We definitely don’t want to do that. And Melissa — why don’t you just DO ALEXA already and then get your priorities straight. Dad just had a heart attack.
Thanks for sending, T, M & H!
21.Jul.2010 #569
I think that out of all the causes Lenny could support right now, he chose the right one. Lindsay Lohan’s jail time is unjust and bad for the environment, and we should all stand strong with Lenny and change our profile pictures.
What the heck is wrong with you, you ask? You care too much.
12.Jul.2010 #555
At first when these updates started popping up, I thought the problem was that they were really, really annoying. Then I thought the problem was that April probably thinks she is some sort of celebrity or something and she’s going to grow up with some sort of warped image of reality and herself. Then I [...]
06.Jul.2010 #547
This is how Peter decided to celebrate the birth of America: drunk FBing (seemingly alone.) Molly Elizabeth is awake, though, but sad. Could she be Peter’s sweetheart? If I were Peter’s girlfriend (which I’m not, wink, wink, CRAIG), I would be sad, too. Depressed, really. I’d feel as if the entire idea of freedom and [...]
30.Jun.2010 #541
Get ready YSIA-ers… it’s time for WORDS OF WISDOM with PETER!
Peter gets us started with some words of wisdom that combines “sticks and stones…” and some sort of lovey-dovey thing.
The next nugget of wisdom is about conquering life or mabye staying in the moment?
Aaaand Peter’s final gem of advice is perhaps his most poignant.
Thanks to [...]