04.Aug.2010 #584
Olivia, it’s cute when cats say stuff like that, but somehow it’s not so cute when you say it. Me-ow.
Thanks to S. for submitting!
[from icanhascheezburger.com]
07.Jun.2010 #512
Really? You were fine with the oil spill? And your major issue is that the hue of the water will change? Not the fact that hundreds of thousands of animals will die and the ecosystem will be forever affected?
Lol.
04.Jun.2010 #510
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27.May.2010 #500
This guy is like the anti-Dr. Doolittle… or for you kiddies out there, the anti-Ace Ventura.
Drago also has status updates about a cockroach who stole his contact solution and a brown bear who keeps emptying his ketchup bottles and refilling them with hot sauce, but I figured the hungry snake, rabid bunnies and thirsty cat [...]
19.May.2010 #488
WEE-OO WEE-OO WEE-OO! Here comes Paul the Cat Police. Cat roamin’ your hood? Call the Cat Police. Cat meowing too loud? Cat Police. Cat eatin’ some food? Definitely Cat Police.
Also, Cat Police, people know how the “like” feature works. You don’t have to spell it out for them… please “comment” below if you also think [...]
14.May.2010 #482
1. Carolyn, don’t try to act all bad ass with your nondescript probation announcement as if you’ve been busted for running a giant child pornography ring/day care. Getting your license and therefore mandatory probation ≠ hardcore.
2. “I can’t hit people or other cars.” I’m no laws expert, but I’m fairly certain that this applies even [...]
26.Apr.2010 #457
I feel so bad for Dilane. I can’t believe she has to deal with people who spell words incorrectly!
Speaking of spelling:
misspell not “miss spell”
nationality not “nationallty”
they’re not “their”
veil not “vail”
display not “diplay”
Ignorant people annoy me sometimes too, Dyne. Thanks for submitting, H.!
25.Mar.2010 #418
This girl is just a hot-bed of annoyingness – and keep in mind she is 29 years old. To answer your question, Becky, when people’s unemployment runs out they get a job. Or if you’re lazy, start blogging instead.
I’m also pretty convinced that a 9 year old submitted this image… so… thanks for submitting, K.!
04.Mar.2010 #392
How funny. My advice to someone who sucks as much as Rosie (oh wait, click here and here and here and here too) would be to BOOZE THE HELL UP, or do anything at all to mask her douchbaggery. I know I wouldn’t want to hang out with her sober, but perhaps under the influence [...]
25.Feb.2010 #382
The Diary of Anne Frank Nicole:
Dear diary, today my cast and I went to the park. I think I’m falling in love.
Dear diary, my foot is so swollen that it’s spilling out the sides of my cast. My cast is blue.
Deary diary, my cast and I had a sexy photoshoot today. I smell a new [...]