30.Aug.2010 #613
You know what happened when I opened this reader submission?
MY COMPUTER EXPLODED BECAUSE NADIA IS SO SMOKINNNNNNNNN’!!!!!!!
Here’s a random, casual, candid pic of me at my office desk, taking a break from work:
That’s how we roll in the YSIA office. What?
Thanks for submitting, K.
16.Aug.2010 #597
Obama may be a faggy Muslim*, but at least he knows how to use pronouns.
Also, before we decide whether or not a mosque should be built at Ground Zero, let’s make sure we know what a mosque is.
Thanks for sending, R.
*What am I saying. Everybody knows that Muslims can’t be gay.
09.Aug.2010 #588
Yep. That’s exaaaaactly what Jesus would do, T. The Son of Man would be proud.
If you’re going to undermine your Facebook friends by “correcting” their status updates with entire Bible verses like T, please include the entire BIBLE. IN ARABIC. IN A COCKNEY ACCENT. WHILE YOU ARE SWALLOWING SWORDS.
F you, T. Your Christianity is annoying. [...]
05.Aug.2010 #586
Despite your personal politics, I think we all can agree that Gregory has gone beyond conservative and is fast becoming the poster boy for all Tea-Partyin’, Glen-Beck-Lovin’ Focus-on-the-Family-ers.
Other thoughts (I assume) Gregory has:
– Gay marriage is a slippery slope for dogs and aliens to get married
– Our current president is actually a pre-teen Benjamin Button [...]
02.Aug.2010 #580
Despite all the relationship woes of Step, Adam and steering wheel cover, I think I speak for all of us when I say THANK GOD Louis has still had time to work on his dancing.
Thanks to our anonymous submitter! Dance with me?
#579
From our submitter:
I’ve made a habit out of ignoring Amy’s status updates–they deal exclusively with illness and child-poo–and I’ve been okay. Figure she’s got a forum, that’s cool, let her work this stuff out in a highly public manner.
But when you start posting morbid status updates cleverly disguised as comments, that’s just taking it too [...]
12.Jul.2010 #556
Right now, there are probably thousands of English teachers crying for the loss of correct grammar and spelling in this technological age. Their’re probably overreacting twoo.
Also note: I think that Alyssa is mocking her “frands,” which makes Emily’s poignant correction all the more satisfying. Thanks to Q. for submitting!
05.Jul.2010 #546
Is this breaking-bad-news-by-commenting-on-an-unrelated-status become a fast growing trend? If so, I want out. If someone really needs to hear about a death in the family, perhaps facebook (let alone an unrelated status) is not the place to do it.
Also, HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY? Also, thanks to H. for submitting!
08.Jun.2010 #514
This status confuses me in so many ways, starting with the fact that ALL THE COMMENTS ARE IN CAPS. Did I miss some memo from Mark Zuckerberg that said awkward self-loving status updates had to be met with caps-lock responses?
Thanks to L. for submitting!
04.Jun.2010 #509
I’m sorry, are we in that episode of The Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up and he’s the same but everyone else is different? (I know, Jerry Seinfeld, they were all like that.) That’s how I feel right now. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!!? Why is nobody calling out this person on her lame-assedness? In [...]