25.Aug.2010 #607
Finally someone is standing up for Americans of European descent. I am so sick of them getting shafted!
16.Aug.2010 #597
Obama may be a faggy Muslim*, but at least he knows how to use pronouns.
Also, before we decide whether or not a mosque should be built at Ground Zero, let’s make sure we know what a mosque is.
Thanks for sending, R.
*What am I saying. Everybody knows that Muslims can’t be gay.
14.Jul.2010 #560
It seems like Grant is having some identity problems. Grant: are you a black or white? Small-town or big time? A hair stylist or dating a girl?
So complex! I wonder if he’d cut my hair for free…
02.Jun.2010 #506
When I first received this submission (thanks R.!), I was a little confused about the painted on red dot on V’s head. After reading on, I realized that someone probably shot a paintball at her head (I know I probably would).
18.May.2010 #485
Omigoddddddd! Joseph is OBVI flirting with me — how embarrassing for his girlfriend. You’d think it would frustrate me but I can just laugh it off — HA HA HA HA HA HA! Sorry, sweet cheeks. I have a boyfriend named Craig and he is like sooooOOooo hot.
Also, mind your own beeswax, AMBER. Constant periods [...]
12.May.2010 #478
To be honest, I’m glad it’s not just the good ol’ U.S. of A. that has these kinds of fucktards. So… thanks, England, for showing us that white people from all countries can suck ass.
And thanks to S. for submitting!
03.May.2010 #466
I know what you’re thinking: Scott sucks. But wait for it…
Hey Scott, um, if you love the Civil War so much, why don’t you marry it? Or like, why don’t you go back to 1861? Nobody wants you here.
I went back and forth in my mind whether I should post this or not — Scott [...]
29.Apr.2010 #462
I know. I didn’t get it either, at first. But this explanation from our submitter, N (thanks!), helps:
So this exchanged thankfully (due to the fact she can’t figure out facebook) occurred on M’s wall where the person that she was referring to (the ‘jap’) couldn’t see it! My friend isn’t Japanese, he’s Malaysian (and doesn’t [...]
18.Feb.2010 #375
I don’t know where Daniel (and his model friends, see profile pic) get the idea that Americans call Canadian call centers. I have never once called for tech support and heard someone on the other line say “What’rr ya talkin’ aboot?”.
Daniel, you being allowed on facebook (or on photoshop, see profile pic) is a form [...]
25.Jan.2010 #347
Finally, someone who gets me.
Thanks to our anonymous submitter. People giveit the fuck up.