16.Aug.2010 #597
Obama may be a faggy Muslim*, but at least he knows how to use pronouns.
Also, before we decide whether or not a mosque should be built at Ground Zero, let’s make sure we know what a mosque is.
Thanks for sending, R.
*What am I saying. Everybody knows that Muslims can’t be gay.
11.Aug.2010 #593
“If you’re going to quote yourself, at least make it somewhat coherent.” –Your Status is Annoying
Thanks for submitting, J!
25.Jun.2010 #536
Kendra makes a really good point. Anyone who writes LOL instead of HAHA must value acronyms over onomatopoeia’s, which is so 2003 (get a life). To make sure that you, the reading audience of YSIA, is up-to-date with such trends, I’ve made a list of what is out and what is in for 2010.
02.Jun.2010 #506
When I first received this submission (thanks R.!), I was a little confused about the painted on red dot on V’s head. After reading on, I realized that someone probably shot a paintball at her head (I know I probably would).
10.May.2010 #474
While you were wasting time on Mother’s Day having brunch with your boring old mom and awkward childless aunt, adorable soon-to-be teenage mom Shea (age 18) celebrated mothers day by dreaming of booze all day long. So… don’t you feel stupid, brunch-man.
Thanks to H. for submitting!
29.Apr.2010 #463
You know that feeling when you’re posting something on facebook and in your head you’re thinking, “Should I post this? Is it TMI? Wouldn’t want to embarass myself!”? Well Pam does not have that voice in her head. Too much boozing, I suppose.
Thanks to our anonymous submitter!
22.Apr.2010 #453
Oh… no. Wait, what? Ok, Andrea, that’s gross. I can’t believe you thought to take the time to write this down, let alone on facebook. What could be worse than revealing this information?? Oh wait, there’s more?
And there it is. Thanks for submitting T!
20.Apr.2010 #449
My how quickly the tone of this facebook status shifted… I haven’t seen someone’s mood change so quickly since Elisabeth Hasselbeck realized that anyone could post on Wikepedia.
Thanks to A. for submitting!
11.Mar.2010 #401
I have color coded my comments for your convenience.
RED: Thank you Treye, for expressing what everyone else was thinking. Little did you know that Nana doesn’t communicate other than facebook, so no dice on Treye’s good idea.
ORANGE: How did this kid have three accidents at school and at home? What is she, a little shit [...]
03.Mar.2010 #391
“Or if you can buzz ‘tool bag’ into my hair, you can get $7 and two junior whoppers with no pickles. Or if you add extensions to my hair I’ll give you $3 and a back massage. Or if someone responds to my facebook status I won’t have to be such a needy biatch.”
Thanks to [...]