Posts Tagged "Please Don’t Reproduce Ever"

03.Sep.2010 #618

From our submitter, M (thanks!):
The one thing that I can say about this guy is that I hope he never goes abroad.
We’d like to add to that:

Have babies
Breed
Go outside
Talk to anyone
Have a Facebook account

Favorite part of this conversation: How it takes Mathew forever to understand absolutely nothing. He’s a keeper, this one.

30.Aug.2010 #612

Ahh, the day Amelia was born on. Also known as birthday. Also know as something a parent should really know about their child.
And Marie – your profile picture is of you in your wedding gown… have you had that up for six years or did you forget your first wedding anniversary? Just checking.
Thanks to K. [...]

19.Aug.2010 #603

At first I was really grossed out by this and just thought Leland was a total dumb assicle, but when you compare him to some of our other YSIA stars, he actually does seem sort of genius.
I cannot believe I just said that.
Thanks for sending, G!

16.Aug.2010 #597

Obama may be a faggy Muslim*, but at least he knows how to use pronouns.
Also, before we decide whether or not a mosque should be built at Ground Zero, let’s make sure we know what a mosque is.
Thanks for sending, R.
*What am I saying. Everybody knows that Muslims can’t be gay.

02.Aug.2010 #580

Despite all the relationship woes of Step, Adam and steering wheel cover, I think I speak for all of us when I say THANK GOD Louis has still had time to work on his dancing.
Thanks to our anonymous submitter! Dance with me?

21.Jun.2010 #529

Maybe all this vomit was induced by Rashelle (or Rash’, as I like to call her) seeing herself on YSIA… I wonder if she ever figured out who the baby daddy was!
I had sort of hoped that her morning-sickness-mania would inhibit her from posting this baby-daddy-barfy drama on facebook, but no such luck.
Thanks to H. [...]

18.May.2010 #486

SUMMARY: Rashelle is pregnant. Super pregnant. And apparently Rashelle’s mom was cool with the baby daddy being anyone other than this guy Blake, but now that it’s Blake’s baby she’s pissed. The ever-tactful Chelsey is not at all surprised that Rashelle got knocked up. Lacey is A-OK with a lil’ bit of drinking during the [...]

10.May.2010 #474

While you were wasting time on Mother’s Day having brunch with your boring old mom and awkward childless aunt, adorable soon-to-be teenage mom Shea (age 18) celebrated mothers day by dreaming of booze all day long. So… don’t you feel stupid, brunch-man.
Thanks to H. for submitting!

03.May.2010 #466

I know what you’re thinking: Scott sucks. But wait for it…

Hey Scott, um, if you love the Civil War so much, why don’t you marry it? Or like, why don’t you go back to 1861? Nobody wants you here.
I went back and forth in my mind whether I should post this or not — Scott [...]

29.Apr.2010 #462

I know. I didn’t get it either, at first. But this explanation from our submitter, N (thanks!), helps:
So this exchanged thankfully (due to the fact she can’t figure out facebook) occurred on M’s wall where the person that she was referring to (the ‘jap’) couldn’t see it! My friend isn’t Japanese, he’s Malaysian (and doesn’t [...]