26.Aug.2010 #610
Back in my day we had to walk uphill to facebook in the snow. BOTH WAYS. And if we used those dagnabbit ellipses we’d get slapped on the wrist. SLAPPED ON THE WRIST I TELLS YA. And the incorrect conjugation of contractions? Well that would send ya to the fools corner where ya’d hafta sit [...]
16.Aug.2010 #597
Obama may be a faggy Muslim*, but at least he knows how to use pronouns.
Also, before we decide whether or not a mosque should be built at Ground Zero, let’s make sure we know what a mosque is.
Thanks for sending, R.
*What am I saying. Everybody knows that Muslims can’t be gay.
23.Jul.2010 #573
Thank you, Judy, for being brave enough to reveal the depths and intricacies of your being and sharing with us the multi-facets of your facebook quizzeries. While most of us squares/suits fit perfectly in to, say, blue, you managed to not let the one-note result of this quiz stop you from being more than just [...]
14.Jul.2010 #559
I’ve heard that if someone threatens suicide it means they won’t actually go through with it. Does this mean it’s true?
06.Jul.2010 #547
This is how Peter decided to celebrate the birth of America: drunk FBing (seemingly alone.) Molly Elizabeth is awake, though, but sad. Could she be Peter’s sweetheart? If I were Peter’s girlfriend (which I’m not, wink, wink, CRAIG), I would be sad, too. Depressed, really. I’d feel as if the entire idea of freedom and [...]
01.Jul.2010 #542
Yeah, we can’t fucking wait ’till you get out of cell/internet/power range, too. GET. OUTTA TOWN GIRLFRIEND. We’ll let you know when you can come back.
Thanks for sending, S!
24.Jun.2010 #534
A lesson in Australian politics, via submitter K (thanks!):
Prime Minister Kevin Rudd (voted in 2007) stepped down, and without mention of election, was succeeded by PM #2, Julia Gillard. In Australia, voting is compulsory. Australia will not hold secret elections and then fine citizens for not voting. Nobody has two prime ministers.
This post:
Further evidence that [...]
09.Jun.2010 #515
In case you don’t know, Status Shuffle is a way for you to have a totally annoying status without ever having to come up with it! Evelyn apparently doesn’t have time to come up with status updates on her own — she’s busy posting one from Status Shuffle approximately every 14 seconds.
I can’t say for [...]
27.May.2010 #499
First of all, the only way you can force me to look at your vacation slides is if you have me over for dinner, fill me up with delicious food, get me drunk, and then “accidentally” seduce me into your sitting room and “stumble upon” the photos. You know, like “oh, look… what the?? Oh [...]
21.May.2010 #492
Wow, Alison must be some kind of poet or prophet or something. So artistic, so profound. Let’s read on…
O, NVM