21.Jul.2010 #568
And in recent Annoying Facebook News, Luke dedicates an entire group to his month of no booze, no drugs, no masturbation, and no sex for a month. But mostly he just talks about his abs and whey protein. ANY QUESTIONS JUST DROP HIM A MESSAGE GUYS!! . Why does this dumb spiritual/physical quest remind [...]
19.Jul.2010 #564
Betcha didn’t see that one coming, April. Maybe that means that some of your
4,000+ friends aren’t such admiring fans as you imagine. (Oh yeah, click here, too.) Also, WHY-oh-WHYIIEEE do people feel the need to announce their Facebook friend purges? Go ahead and do it, and forever hold your peace. People are not nearly [...]
16.Jun.2010 #523
Read this post, then go home to your boyfriend, or best friend, or wife, or mom, or lover/pool boy, and thank them for not being Melyssa. They may not know what you are talking about, but after reading this submission (from A — thanks!), I am aware how grateful I am for my friends, and [...]
09.Mar.2010 #396
Looks like someone was taking diligent notes during the Oscars acceptance speeches. Notes also are applicable to the seminar: How To Suck Your Own Dick.
Thanks to our anonymous submitter.