03.Sep.2010 #618
From our submitter, M (thanks!):
The one thing that I can say about this guy is that I hope he never goes abroad.
We’d like to add to that:
Have babies
Breed
Go outside
Talk to anyone
Have a Facebook account
Favorite part of this conversation: How it takes Mathew forever to understand absolutely nothing. He’s a keeper, this one.
19.Aug.2010 #603
At first I was really grossed out by this and just thought Leland was a total dumb assicle, but when you compare him to some of our other YSIA stars, he actually does seem sort of genius.
I cannot believe I just said that.
Thanks for sending, G!
12.Aug.2010 #595
My imagined letter to the school (from Heather):
hey you bitches,
what the eff? why the eff did you give me a FULL DAY of classes? i mean, it’s my first attempt at senior year! when i’m held back for poor attendance and general bitchiness next year, you had better not scedule me for the whole school [...]
29.Jul.2010 #577
For some reason, I feel like when you’re Charli, that probably ranks in her list of top five personal accomplishments. Reach for the moon, Charli, because if you miss, you’ll land upon the stars. Actually, now that I think about it, you’ll crash and die.
Thanks for sending, L.
19.Jul.2010 #565
I have a book that I think Shayna should read, though it might be above her reading level:
Thanks to C. for submitting!
30.Jun.2010 #541
Get ready YSIA-ers… it’s time for WORDS OF WISDOM with PETER!
Peter gets us started with some words of wisdom that combines “sticks and stones…” and some sort of lovey-dovey thing.
The next nugget of wisdom is about conquering life or mabye staying in the moment?
Aaaand Peter’s final gem of advice is perhaps his most poignant.
Thanks to [...]
24.Jun.2010 #534
A lesson in Australian politics, via submitter K (thanks!):
Prime Minister Kevin Rudd (voted in 2007) stepped down, and without mention of election, was succeeded by PM #2, Julia Gillard. In Australia, voting is compulsory. Australia will not hold secret elections and then fine citizens for not voting. Nobody has two prime ministers.
This post:
Further evidence that [...]
18.May.2010 #486
SUMMARY: Rashelle is pregnant. Super pregnant. And apparently Rashelle’s mom was cool with the baby daddy being anyone other than this guy Blake, but now that it’s Blake’s baby she’s pissed. The ever-tactful Chelsey is not at all surprised that Rashelle got knocked up. Lacey is A-OK with a lil’ bit of drinking during the [...]
29.Apr.2010 #462
I know. I didn’t get it either, at first. But this explanation from our submitter, N (thanks!), helps:
So this exchanged thankfully (due to the fact she can’t figure out facebook) occurred on M’s wall where the person that she was referring to (the ‘jap’) couldn’t see it! My friend isn’t Japanese, he’s Malaysian (and doesn’t [...]
28.Apr.2010 #461
Get a job?
Thanks to H. for submitting!