Posts Tagged "Fake Holidays"

29.Dec.2009 #314

Stop bragging. Who WASN’T Lil-Kid-Chest-Punching yesterday? After all, it was Monday. Unless the children are at LEAST yellow belts or Eagle Scouts, I don’t really see what the big deal is. Gonna go roundhouse some puppies in the face now, then go to the Retirement Center for Swirlie Tuesday. Anybody free tomorrow for Awful Waffle [...]

13.Nov.2009 #253

Did I miss the memo where Friday the 13th is a holiday? Sure it’s creepy, Derron, but the only holiday I’m celebrating today is National Indian Pudding Day.