31.Aug.2010 #614
Ok, so this dude Kim threw on a dress and someone complimented him on it. I don’t get what the big deal is. RuPaul does it all the time and he’s not parading it around on facebook.
23.Aug.2010 #605
Judging by how much you’re acting like a pussy, I highly doubt your boner is massive.
Thanks to our submitter, J.!
13.Jul.2010 #558
Nailed it, Peter. I guess with all the drinking you do it was inevitable that this would happen. And I guess with all the status updating you do is was inevitable that you would end up on here three times (see here and here).
Thanks to our anonymous submitter!
07.Jul.2010 #550
Interesting… when I “consider to spoil myself” it most likely means that Daddy’s gettin’ a candy bar. Not a porsche. And I am certainly not traveling to Europe to retrieve said porsche candy bar. CVS, maybe.
Thanks to D. for submitting and for the adorable privacy monkeys!
23.Jun.2010 #533
First of all, being likened to Amanda Bynes is not really a compliment. Remember, Amanda Bynes looks like this (this photo may or may not be up-to-date):
Plus Amanda Bynes just retired from acting, so maybe that guy was just saying that Carla looks old enough to retire. To conclude, let’s see what Christopher has to [...]
16.Jun.2010 #524
Wait for it…
Wait for it…
…aaand your iPhone is obsolete. Congrats!
Thanks to “Mr LA” for submitting!
#523
Read this post, then go home to your boyfriend, or best friend, or wife, or mom, or lover/pool boy, and thank them for not being Melyssa. They may not know what you are talking about, but after reading this submission (from A — thanks!), I am aware how grateful I am for my friends, and [...]
15.Jun.2010 #522
YSIA: Even the inventor of facebook is guilty.
08.Jun.2010 #514
This status confuses me in so many ways, starting with the fact that ALL THE COMMENTS ARE IN CAPS. Did I miss some memo from Mark Zuckerberg that said awkward self-loving status updates had to be met with caps-lock responses?
Thanks to L. for submitting!
03.Jun.2010 #507
Much like Chuck Norris, Austin is a man of few words, but not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face. The Four Hoursemen of the Apocalypse actually live in his nutsack. He knows where Carmen Sandiego is. He once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes [...]