Trust me, Kristinn. We’ve been trying to get the “admins” of facebook to fix this online attack of the English language for quite some time now – to no avail.
Perhaps you, in all your perfection punctuation and grammatical wisdom, can convince these admins to amend this growing problem.
Thanks to H. for submitting!
Finally someone is standing up for Americans of European descent. I am so sick of them getting shafted!
Judging by how much you’re acting like a pussy, I highly doubt your boner is massive.
Thanks to our submitter, J.!
Keke, you’re saying that if Rea died, you would literally bury yourself alive with her? That’s a little extreme. I mean, it’s nice to know that you don’t just hang around Rea for her car or muney, but let’s not go overboard.
Thanks to our submitter S. – know body would ever call you a mutha fukka.
At first I was really grossed out by this and just thought Leland was a total dumb assicle, but when you compare him to some of our other YSIA stars, he actually does seem sort of genius.
I cannot believe I just said that.
Thanks for sending, G!
HE’S BAAAAACK.
You may recognize Gabriel from such posts as “can’t stop crying“, “someway, somehow“, “still hurting“, and “WTF“. And since I know you love and miss our smiley tiny-tot with borderline suicidal/emo tendencies (and by suicidal I mean he makes me want to kill myself), I thought I’d give you one more dose.
Thanks Gabriel, for never passing up a chance to use ellipses… and for lying to us about your stable condition then having the [tiny] balls to come clean.
This post was submitted by a couple who apparently have been going back and forth about YSIAing their annoying FB friend for awhile. I just love picturing a couple, maybe chillaxing in bed on a Sunday morning, splitting sections of the New York Times over cups of coffee, debating important issues, like the oil spill and what to do about this guy’s relentless and annoying status updates. You have to admit it’s pretty romantic.
According to our submitter, this was…
…the first time one of us has broken down and commented. My husband was the “disdain” commenter, but you’ll note that the Original Offender, unaware that he was being insulted, “liked” the comment. We’re helpless to stop the onslaught.
We’re pretty sure he just copies and pastes these from “joke a day” sites, unless he carries around a moleskin all day to record this drivel so that he can dump it all on us at the same time, which, knowing him, he might, but there have been at least two instances when he’s dumped the SAME mindless poo-bucket of a post within minutes of each other, so who knows?
I guess if you’re floating in the clouds, you’re too hopped up on how awesome you are to realize someone rational is trying to tell you something. Nice, try, anonymous submitter. Your efforts are appAnd thank you for sending!
What size is your fart machine of a husband wearing these days, Lisa? And how do you tote him around?
At least Lisa has a good attitude about all of this. I’m never getting married.
Thanks, K, for sending.
The infamous petitepost caused quite a stir here on YSIA, and I have to say that despite my love for all you petite fans out there (lylas) – it’s still annoying when a skinny bitch “complains” about being so skinny. No one feels bad for you.
Thanks to our anonymous submitter!
