28.Jan.2010 #352
What’s that, Lassie? You say Timmy fell down the well?
I’m not totally sure what this person is trying to communicate. But I do know that I don’t want to know about the bacteria in her urine.
Thank you to our anonymous submitter!
27.Jan.2010 #351
Maybe this just means that Lizzzzzzzzz is in a relationship and also seeing the hit new comedy It’s Complicated in a movie theatre. Simple explanation. See Sean, what were you worried about?
Awkward.
Thanks to K. for submitting!
#350
Instructions for Mike:
1. Look up Hooked On Phonics.
2. Start a blog for your ramblings, and then don’t tell anyone the URL so that nobody has to read it.
3. Go have sex with Kane. You guys are totally gay for eachother.
Thanks for submitting, B!
26.Jan.2010 #349
Wait… does anyone know where Ian is? If only he would update us or give us some more details. Tom tried to help us locate Ian, but I don’t know what a morman is (sounds like a gay club).
Maybe our submitter J (thanks!) can clue us in as to where the elusive and ever-so-coy Ian might be.
#348
There are lots of different kind of stoners. You’ve got your Jock Stoner, who everyone thinks is straight edge. There’s the Old Geezer Stoner who will smoke you up, but in return you have to listen to him pontificate on the story of his life and the lessons he’s learned. There’s the Stoner Who Always Gets Ripped Off Because He Doesn’t Know What a Gram of Weed Looks Like. And then there is the Hippie Stoner. This is what happens when you get confrontational with a Hippie Stoner. You get hit back with a whole lotta peace, love and butterflies.
Thanks for sending, N!
25.Jan.2010 #347
Finally, someone who gets me.
Thanks to our anonymous submitter. People giveit the fuck up.
#346
I don’t know what Jesus Would Really Do, but I do know he definitely spoke English, and he would have copy and pasted this message in his status. Jesus sought the company of lepers and sinners, not Mexican people. I mean please. The man had standards.
Thanks for sending, S!
22.Jan.2010 #345
Now before we get too hasty with our judgments (thanks to our submitter AK, who added the artwork in red…), let it be known that Amy’s boyfriend’s name really is Peezy Weezy Poo.
Not only that, it turns out Peezy Weezy Poo does not feel the same about Amy. Exhibit A:
#344
I can see how Katelan was so confused. I mean… ASHLEY?!?!? WTF kind of name is ASHLEY? And Real World? Who has heard of such nonsense? Tip for Katelan: next time you’re confused, don’t release every fleeting thought that enters your mind. By staying silent, you could have fooled us into believing you weren’t a ding-dang-doodely dufus.
Thanks, D!
