Oh yeah? Well I spoke directly to God last night too. He texted me. Twice.
And to be honest, I don’t know why Sarah, Austin and Becky think he’s so amazing. He wouldn’t even commit to skyping with me tonight. Whatevs.
Thanks to I. for submitting!
No, I'm Jade! says: Are you there, God? It’s me, Becky. I was just wondering if you weren’t too busy this evening arranging the universe around the results of professional athletic events could you please speak to me directly? And by directly I mean making my douchebag boyfriend terminally ill?
Thanks in advance.
OldPandaDayz says: Why would God take the time to speak to them directly when he could have just friended them on Facebook and written on their walls : http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1764710
ANONYMOUS says: why did whoever submitted this “like” it first? let’s be real, these people don’t need encouragement.
bsonn says: hahahaha your commentary on this submission made me LOL. for realz.
ladycrim says: Wow, her relationship with her father is so poor that she needs God to get him to talk to her directly? That’s sad. 
hahah I can’t believe I just listened to this guy Cory Asbury. There is a whole world of music that i don’t know a thing about…
Hannah says: This was just annoying until I read what ANONYMOUS said. Then it became hilarious xD
rebecca says: God is amazing, and it’s cool that these people recognize Him in their lives.
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