08.Mar.2010 #395

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I was about to promise my first born to any person willing to take one for the team and ask Cristina to prom, hopefully ending the status update madness that was sure to last until the big day, which if I remember correctly, isn’t until the END of the school year. (To entice potential suitors, I was going to remind readers that we’ve met Cristina before. But I’m not really sure that would have helped my case.)

It appears, however, that a lot of shit has gone down in 3 days, and C has finally snagged a date. She quickly went from obsessing over the perfect dress to finding the right date (although it seems her ex Luis still wanted to go with her?) to promising to go to prom with her cousin Justine — which will make the universal goal of getting laid at prom very interesting. The worst part? The fact that I even know all this shit is going down. So does this mean the saga is over? I highly doubt it.

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  • Anonymous says:

    WOW I would at least wait ’til April before settling for the cousin. Just sayin’.

  • Anonymouse says:

    I think Christian is her cousin

  • katherine says:

    anonymouse is right, christian is the cousin. “my cousin :) justine,” is just her lack of proper punctuation

  • ladycrim says:

    I have a feeling Cristina will be the kind of bride who cares much more about how her gown looks than about who she’s marrying.

  • AnonyS says:

    I keep misreading it as porn instead of prom, which makes the whole thing far more amusing.

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