04.Mar.2010 #392


How funny. My advice to someone who sucks as much as Rosie (oh wait, click here and here and here and here too) would be to BOOZE THE HELL UP, or do anything at all to mask her douchbaggery. I know I wouldn’t want to hang out with her sober, but perhaps under the influence of alcohol she’d at least be amusing. I mean, how can you be charismatic and entertaining (her words to describe herself, not mine) if you don’t even like FUCKING HINT WATER? What are we going to do together, Rosie? Give ourselves taste bud tests?

Oh, Dear Jesus!
Thanks for submitting, K. Much love!