“Or if you can buzz ‘tool bag’ into my hair, you can get $7 and two junior whoppers with no pickles. Or if you add extensions to my hair I’ll give you $3 and a back massage. Or if someone responds to my facebook status I won’t have to be such a needy biatch.”
Thanks to S. for submitting!
Gummy says: I’ll shave your fuckin’ head, you pussy!
Erica says: Golden rule: if you ever find yourself typing or saying “Yeah, so I know no one really cares, but…” you should just stop right there. Because no one cares.
jess says: i dunno. in the end, she did get all bad ass and threaten to gut that guy who wouldn’t shut up with the puns. surely she gets a point or two for that…
Ever says: Acutally Jess, I have happen to be unfortunate enough to know that ‘N’ is a male. DX