03.Feb.2010 #358
Sounds like Max should get some sexier friends, because these ones are totally not getting his naughty game. Inspiring people to subject you to arse torture via power tool, and go for a bike ride is so lame it pretty much overrides any risque, secret messages you may receive from your Facebook friends. Maybe you should take your business to Craigslist, Max. Those people may be more up your alley.
Thanks for submitting, J!
Nikki