28.Jan.2010 #352

What’s that, Lassie? You say Timmy fell down the well?
I’m not totally sure what this person is trying to communicate. But I do know that I don’t want to know about the bacteria in her urine.
Thank you to our anonymous submitter!

What’s that, Lassie? You say Timmy fell down the well?
I’m not totally sure what this person is trying to communicate. But I do know that I don’t want to know about the bacteria in her urine.
Thank you to our anonymous submitter!
Why? Why do you hate punctuation?
I am literally scratching my head about the grandma thrown in there. Was it supposed to be, “right hand to grandma”? But that doesn’t make sense either! It’s like thos vanity license plates you can’t decipher…
I’m also concerned about the fact that she’s “not sure if the husband will let [her] relax”…
I swear to god as i was reading this, i thought is was a fb friend of mine. she has to post every dr. visit, test results, missing her husband, prescriptions she picked up. WTF happened to PRIVACY?
It took me several readings to decide that she must have meant she was told to “grandma it,” as in take it easy. I think her Facebook friends would appreciate if she grandma-ed it in regards to overinformative status messages and run-on sentences.
Blabbing everything to everyone is the new privacy. And pink is the new black.
that may quite possibly be the most disgusting facebook status ever…..besides that girl that was posting about her uterus…COME ON LADIES, LET’S KEEP OUR BODILY FUNCTIONS TO OURSELVES.
Is she pregnant? The reference to an ultrasound makes it sound like it. And you know, pregnant women are constantly getting ASKED for every detail. Maybe you guys should be a little nicer. Did you know you can hide the postings of people who annoy you? If, you know, you’re, like, to big a chickenshit to unfriend them instead of just talking about how annoying they are behind their backs.
Then there’d be no blog. Go away!
‘lovesdanny’…..even your username reeks of someone who posts annoying status updates so no wonder you sympathize with her.
i bet all of your posts are about how much you luv danny.
Nope. Loves Danny was a reference to a different YSIA entry. And I do think most of them are funny and annoying and I feel superior just like the rest of you do. But every once in a while I do feel sorry for people who are just having a rough time and their so-called friends are sending their postings off to YSIA.