09.Mar.2010 #397
Oh yeah? Well I spoke directly to God last night too. He texted me. Twice.
And to be honest, I don’t know why Sarah, Austin and Becky think he’s so amazing. He wouldn’t even commit to skyping with me tonight. Whatevs.
Thanks to I. for submitting!
#396
Looks like someone was taking diligent notes during the Oscars acceptance speeches. Notes also are applicable to the seminar: How To Suck Your Own Dick.
Thanks to our anonymous submitter.