26.Feb.2010 #385
I think we can all agree that the cheating is fine, it’s the use of the phrase “making passion” that’s the real crime here.
Thanks to H. for making passion to my inbox and submitting this status…
#384
I didn’t think there was anything that could piss me off more than drunk driving, but announcing it on Facebook does, and frankly it’s just fucking idiotic. Recently there have been plenty of lawsuits involving Facebook and freedom of speech, and I personally wouldn’t want to be the guinea pig for DUI self-incrimination. It’s [...]
25.Feb.2010 #383
I am too annoyed to actually address what’s going on here. I’d much rather have fun with some YSIA MADLIBS!!!!!!!!
List the following things:
Well first, condescendingly address your audience.
List a crappy thing you’re rumored to be doing.
List a much cooler thing that is actually the juicy truth.
List something that will get you a lot of attention.
List [...]
#382
The Diary of Anne Frank Nicole:
Dear diary, today my cast and I went to the park. I think I’m falling in love.
Dear diary, my foot is so swollen that it’s spilling out the sides of my cast. My cast is blue.
Deary diary, my cast and I had a sexy photoshoot today. I smell a new [...]
24.Feb.2010 #381
I’m just glad that Nick has such an array of supporters to keep him down to earth. If only Miley Cyrus had the same type of support.
Thanks to K. for submitting!
#380
Four sentences into this status, I thought, “sounds like something a meth addict would say.” And then I hear the words “crash cource to death!!!!!” “walking miracle!!!” and the accompanying message from our submitter:
GAHHH!! Your religion is annoying! This guy is a recovering meth addict!!! He’s happy to be alive!!! HAM SANDWICHES!!! He’s very egotistical!!! [...]
23.Feb.2010 #379
Ok, so I know this isn’t technically a status, but come on. This was one of THREE. Three screen captures this size of nonsesical fan pages that Costica felt inclined to join like “I like doing things sometimes” or “People with letters in their name” or “Annoying the shit out of my friends by cluttering [...]
#378
Elaine, go get heartburn in your OWN status update. In Chrissieland, we’re drinking skinny fuckin’ CINNAMON dolce lattes. It’s like I always say, if you can’t run with the big dogs, stay on the porch. CINNAMON. Fuck you.
Thanks for submitting, J.
22.Feb.2010 #377
Great story. Truly one for the grandkids. I feel as Tania’s life is a reality TV show in the making — it would be rich with scenes of Tania getting hit on and her getting all up in the guy (or girl’s) grill. The show could be called “The Logo On Tania’s Ass” or “YOUR [...]
19.Feb.2010 #376
I think that Darrell’s supervisor’s would have a major problem with this. I mean, his lunch is only 60 minutes. Those other nine minutes? That’s time theft right there.
Also Darrell, masturbating at lunch does not qualify as a “nooner.” Thanks to Q for submitting!