07.Sep.2010 #620
And the “We Wish We Had Your Balls” award goes to…
L! Our submitter! Thanks! (Apparently Simone has been the Facebook Mama of Drama lately, and L couldn’t handle it anymore.)
I’m printing this comment out, stapling it to my computer monitor, and quoting L often. I have already copy and pasted her words into 29 of [...]
#619
I comprehend very little of what T is saying, but I’m pretty it translates to this:
Just read Romeo and Juliet – which I had been watching Showtime instead. I heard that play was old, but I think it might be a little bit older than that.
YSIA is like the new Babel Fish for dumbass status [...]
03.Sep.2010 #618
From our submitter, M (thanks!):
The one thing that I can say about this guy is that I hope he never goes abroad.
We’d like to add to that:
Have babies
Breed
Go outside
Talk to anyone
Have a Facebook account
Favorite part of this conversation: How it takes Mathew forever to understand absolutely nothing. He’s a keeper, this one.
02.Sep.2010 #617
From our submitter, J (thanks!):
Iris likes to quote lyrics from the Goo Goo Dolls to remind everyone that she shares her name with a song. And also, apparently, a cleaning supply.
I’d hate to think what kind of loser Iris would be if her parents had named her Hillary or Joan or Mary. Then what would [...]
01.Sep.2010 #616
Churn my stomach? Don’t be silly.
A stomach churn sounds lovely compared to what happened when I read your update. I fuckin’ CUT OUT MY UTERUS WITH A JACK-O-LANTERN CARVER. Because if “appreciating this” is what happens when you become a parent, you can count me out.
I didn’t think I was going to have to do [...]
31.Aug.2010 #615
T’s at Best Buy Corporate! Quick … let’s go rob her house!*
*Seriously, no one do that, please.
Thanks for sending, C!
#614
Ok, so this dude Kim threw on a dress and someone complimented him on it. I don’t get what the big deal is. RuPaul does it all the time and he’s not parading it around on facebook.
30.Aug.2010 #613
You know what happened when I opened this reader submission?
MY COMPUTER EXPLODED BECAUSE NADIA IS SO SMOKINNNNNNNNN’!!!!!!!
Here’s a random, casual, candid pic of me at my office desk, taking a break from work:
That’s how we roll in the YSIA office. What?
Thanks for submitting, K.
#612
Ahh, the day Amelia was born on. Also known as birthday. Also know as something a parent should really know about their child.
And Marie – your profile picture is of you in your wedding gown… have you had that up for six years or did you forget your first wedding anniversary? Just checking.
Thanks to K. [...]
27.Aug.2010 #611
Touché, Samuel.