From our submitter, M (thanks!):
The one thing that I can say about this guy is that I hope he never goes abroad.
We’d like to add to that:
Favorite part of this conversation: How it takes Mathew forever to understand absolutely nothing. He’s a keeper, this one.
From our submitter, J (thanks!):
Iris likes to quote lyrics from the Goo Goo Dolls to remind everyone that she shares her name with a song. And also, apparently, a cleaning supply.
I’d hate to think what kind of loser Iris would be if her parents had named her Hillary or Joan or Mary. Then what would she have?
Churn my stomach? Don’t be silly.
A stomach churn sounds lovely compared to what happened when I read your update. I fuckin’ CUT OUT MY UTERUS WITH A JACK-O-LANTERN CARVER. Because if “appreciating this” is what happens when you become a parent, you can count me out.
I didn’t think I was going to have to do this, but let’s add these words to the list of shit I NEVER ever EVER want to see in my update feed again:
Can moms should have their own Facebook now? They’re ruining ours.
Thanks for sending, V. I guess.
T’s at Best Buy Corporate! Quick … let’s go rob her house!*
Thanks for sending, C!
Ok, so this dude Kim threw on a dress and someone complimented him on it. I don’t get what the big deal is. RuPaul does it all the time and he’s not parading it around on facebook.
You know what happened when I opened this reader submission?
MY COMPUTER EXPLODED BECAUSE NADIA IS SO SMOKINNNNNNNNN’!!!!!!!
Here’s a random, casual, candid pic of me at my office desk, taking a break from work:
That’s how we roll in the YSIA office. What?
Thanks for submitting, K.
Ahh, the day Amelia was born on. Also known as birthday. Also know as something a parent should really know about their child.
And Marie – your profile picture is of you in your wedding gown… have you had that up for six years or did you forget your first wedding anniversary? Just checking.
Thanks to K. for submitting!
Touché, Samuel.
Back in my day we had to walk uphill to facebook in the snow. BOTH WAYS. And if we used those dagnabbit ellipses we’d get slapped on the wrist. SLAPPED ON THE WRIST I TELLS YA. And the incorrect conjugation of contractions? Well that would send ya to the fools corner where ya’d hafta sit in the corner all quiet-like.
Thanks to P. for the submission… dagnabbit.
[editors note: the commentary on this post should be read in an old crotchety grandpa voice]
Looks like someone has too much time on his hands. Does this guy know how hard it’s going to be to find one of those flags? Also, I am getting really sick of thinking about Mike’s dick and/or balls. Sounds like someone is overcompensating for something.
Thanks for sending, J.
